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Lifes little lessons.
by Jerlyn Stone
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Alcohol, flip flops and a slick deck leading to the edge of a lake is not a good combination.
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If you come up with the idea that you and your girlfriend must drink all the liquor because your dates are the designated drivers, don’t. And for certain afterwards, don’t try to maneuver down a red dirt embankment to use the bathroom with your friend stumbling behind you. You’ll end up looking like a bare butt bowling ball rolling down hill.
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Don’t spit in the wind. Or, if you do, quickly step behind someone.
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Don’t mess with me before I have my four cups of coffee in the morning. I kill people. (In my novels.)
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Don’t allow cameras along when you’re on a writer’s weekend retreat with two other writers. Just sayin’.
